Tuesday, February 6, 2007

Denise Milanilookalike

Margaret River



Margaret River.
Quattro cd a sud di Perth.
Che in ore fa tre e mezza*.

Lavoro in una fattoria nel mezzo del nulla col mio amico russo Greg.
In Australia, e in particolare nella campagna australiana, e' tuttto abbastanza relativo.
Arrivi on a farm to repair the floor and give the walls painted.
stuff three or four days.
And the surprises begin.
Discover the roof of the house is on a miracle.
Yes 'because' the White Ants (Termites) during the revelries of the last twenty years have eaten the supporting beams. And then you
weapons club and drum and destroy everything you have just a hammer. What
to return home to be a house has to go through a larval stage. How
say.
Milan-Turin route Medellin.


What if it rains we are made


Medellin


Back home

boss, Terry, saw the mess and the dust clouds that painting the house, he decides to do.
Making in the sense of doing.
Thirty to thirty-one becomes.
So that is built from two other rooms.
E 'cause not build a fence to protect the orchard.
Toh ... perhaps we should build a network to jump to his grandchildren.
Cosi 'the days pass.
The weeks became three.
learn to put the flooring.
And to make the walls in plasterboard.
the evening by a SGAS the quad to go back to the sheep.


Greg that shoots through me and the sheep recovered

Pastore a quattro ruote motrici.
Che la proprieta' e' davvero immensa.
Con tanto di laghetto per rinfrescarsi tra un turno e l'altro.
E poi Sergei, l'altro giramondo russo, che torna ogni sera dalla giornata di pesca con aragoste e scampi.
Perche' dopo una dura giornata di lavoro c'e' Terry che cucina cene da capogiro.


mmmmm


Sfilata modelli giuditta prima di finire in pentola

Che non fai in tempo a mandar giu'.
Che gli occhi si chiudono.
Stanno aperti solo per gli Australian Open di tennis.
O meglio.
Quando gioca la Sharapova.

In the evening, then shoots himself.
It 's too important to monitor the millions of rabbits running around the water.
and arm began to be stopped.


Aging

About Margaret River.
Once again the South West Western Australia turns out to be the most 'of this beautiful continent.
Perth downward 'is really all very beautiful.
With a forgiving climate. A warm
bearable and the evenings cool.
few people.
and landscapes.


Big Greg Pope who swim in the lake

Margaret River and 'famous for two things. Wine and
surfing.

Here we produce the best Australian wines.
Every property 'has a variety. About
for pleasure. About
profession.
And I'm really good.
with a value 'price which unfortunately will put' to test our products in the coming years.
Here the large scales of production to no end allow you to maintain competitive prices for high quality wines'.


Onda

About the surf.
Margaret River 'one of the best spots in Australia.
The World Cup of Surfing goes here every year. And the competition
Margaret River Classic attracts surfers from all over the planet. Unfortunately
onde sono sempre cattive.
Che per i principianti e' un po' un problema.
Ma forse e' meglio cosi'.
Ogni tanto bisogna fermarsi e guardare chi le cose le sa fare per davvero.

Un'ultima cosa.
Fa davvero strano parlare con i padroni dei locali, con i produttori vionicoli, o con chiunque abbia un'attivita'.
Sono tutti alla ricerca di manodopera.
E pagano davvero benissimo.
In media il doppio che nella affollatissima east coast.
E fa effetto vedere ragazzi e backpackers rimanere intrappolati tra Sydney e Melbourne quando di qua le occasioni sono infinite.
The West is the best.
Lo diceva pure Jim.
Pero' non ditelo troppo in giro che se no mi affollano pure di qua.

Sharapova is not playing tonight.
And the eyes are closing.
from Margaret River.
The farm in the middle of nowhere.

Stay tuned. What
who is not on the blog and 'the holy drinker Tavernello.

* Ps: If you are interested in a new way to measure time in music ... I leave you the link to something I wrote a few months ago. If
collect signatures to get through I promise you three cd € copy.

MEASURE THE TIME

Can You Defrost Sausages

of trying


Derby

I'll tell you a story.

The protagonists are the Bananas.
few months ago, just arrived in Australia, there was un enorme ciclone.
Una di quelle furie distruttive a cui i metereologi appioppano nomuncoli da scorreggia.
Tipo l'uragano Farty.
O la trombetta d'aria Fuffy.
In realta' qua i cicloni sono cose serie.
Vittime.
Case distrutte.
E intere regioni agricole rase al suolo.
A subire i danni piu' ingenti fu la regione tropicale.
Dove si coltivano le banane.
Appunto.
Il prezzo balzo' in poche settimane da 2 dollari e spiccioli al chilo a 12.
A volte adirittura 15 dollari per un mezzo casco.
Sui bancali dei supermercati a fianco delle banane venivano esposti cartelli.
A volte scritti a mano.
Con scritto sopra: "Scusateci per il prezzo delle banane, purtroppo il ciclone destroyed almost all 'of crops ".
So far nothing strange.
If not a bit of philanthropy in our region that is disappearing very slowly.
The strange thing' that Australians increased consumption of bananas in that period !

My dear economists may argue.
What jackasses these Australians.
Why 'do not import pounds of bananas from Chiquita' Ecuador?

Try to ask the same question to an Australian average.
The sciura Maria to speak.
We laugh in the face.
The priority 'and' protect its own economy.
Have a look on the board of an Australian.
thirty products, twenty-nine have written Made in Australia.
E non e' un caso.
Un signore di Margaret River, al supermercato, compra le uova prodotte a Margaret River.
E se lo guardi strano ti dice che e' un buon modo per sostenere la comunita'.

Un'altra cosa divertente.
In Australia c'e' questa cosa strana che a me fa impazzire, ma molte persone al solo odore vomitano.
E' la vegemite.
Un estratto di grano e lievito piu' nero della pece e piu' salato del mar morto.
Ma poco importa.
Se un Australiano ti chiede:"Ti piace la Vegemite?"
E tu rispondi:" Si, ma preferisco la Marmite (che e' la stessa cosa, ma prodotta in Nuova Zelanda)"
Ti fulmina con gli occhi.
Prima cosa e'.
Proteggere e sostenere il made in Australia.

Now.
A year ago I finished my master's degree in Bocconi.
Actually 'my master for' a few months earlier.
Long before the real end of the course.
Sweeping away the little that remains of an interest in something beautiful governed by greedy rats.
Sottindendo Economics.
Fini 'when un'infervorata professor of crap on a named type Economy and Markets. From the heights of economic science
profuse.
adduced. We
outsourced.
costs in Italy are too high.
We must go to production in Romania, Bulgaria and so 'on.
But we have to protect the brand.
We must protect the Made in Italy.
But then call the brand ...
Brand.
image and brand of bullshit "made in" a mind slowly chewed by moths of honey.

I really seem to see the country squire who has a wife cool.
twenties.
Funny.
ass marble. What
fucks the gardener as well. But then
squire and teenagers at parties we go together to clean up the facade of their marriage.

How can you have the courage to teach something like that to kids who are maybe in a few years behind the booths of companies and multinational command.
How can you say to a student.
Fuck your territory.
Punta profit.
Punta profit.
Points to profit.
You must reach the goal.

Profit 's what keeps us alive.
But it must be compatible with what is around us. And here and
'still valid for the healthy and rustic principle begins to worry about your baby. Before thinking about budgets
millionaires.
What if no results are Telecom.
And Parmalat. They are
Tronchetti Provera. Re
liabilities. They are
Tanzi.
King of escape. Why
'thief steals. The millionaire
subtract.

Australia.
This wonderful continent.
In its beauty has a thousand and more 'nonsense.
things that sometimes I do not like. But this

Stand attaching to every Australian your state and 'something really great.
It 'nice to see a continent.
Beyond 'political beliefs seeks to row on the same side.
that sometimes the stroke of oars more 'powerful in the world is not' a qalcosa transcendental.
E 'a lady of seventy years that the supermarket puts on spectacles to read ochiali if the yogurt product a year in his country.

Like when my grandmother and I went to buy eggs from Sciura Rina Verghera.

Sunday, February 4, 2007

How Big Should An Academic Poster Be

A Long-expected Party

costume party.
One of those that animate the evenings at the Old Fire.
The theme is the cartoon characters. Seventy
crazy clothes laughing.
Asterix and Obelix have ranked third.
Guess who was Asterix ...
Gallia Power!


Asterix (I. ..) and Steve Silver Surfer


Tom Sawier ... Armand


Donald Alcoolic


Aline Maya the bee


Alcoolic Hook


Brazzo iron


Flintestones and fairies


Tim Burton's Sally (ranking out ... does the costume and make-up artist by profession)


One of the best


Super Mario (and Luigi 'was found asleep in the bathroom in the morning ... you name it if you like ... deformation staff)


Dr. Zoitberg


The most 'incredible the incredible Hulk


Asterix and Obelix Richard Richard from England



And finally the winner. The Bender
fantastic!
not see, but emerged from the belly pouch built-in wine.

Neon Colored Leg Warmers

Fremantle again


Lighthouse

Fremantle Fremantle.
Part Two.

seems like yesterday.
But eight months have passed. What would you
enclosed.
Place a ball and chain. Or do
mark by Cannavaro.
But he is always running and you're the White Rabbit.
Sottindendo time.

And it 'strange to have the feeling of coming home from the house when you're true to twenty thousand kilometers.
This City 'and' special proportion.
Maybe even me.
Citta 'lucky.
The City 'that I welcomed on this continent of wonders. The city
'I said: "Italy world champion."
The City 'which made me discover the place I dreamed of creating.
The Old Fire Station.
came with smiling faces that say "Welcome back Richard 'and' almost too much.
City 'that has something magical.
City 'where a camera practically dead back to life. Where a heroic
van whose engine runs with two cylinders instead of four, to roar back as a gran turismo.
Citta 'special friends find where you left a few months before. What
as withdrawal symptoms are all back at home base. And many
for the truth 'if they are not never even gone.

Citta 'who knows di Cottesloe Beach.
Quando hai voglia stare in compagnia.
Scarborough.
Quando hai voglia di vedere un mare incazzato e affascinante.
E poi North Fremantle.
Quando hai voglia di stare da solo.
E farti un bagno assieme ai delfini dopo una giornata di lavoro.
Tutto nel raggio di quindici chilometri.

E poi un ultima cosa.
Una cosa che mi ha fatto invidia, ma anche un piacere infinito.
Una di quelle cose che di solito tieni per te.
Una di quelle cose che scrivi sulle pagine del diario.
Non su un blog.

Alex.
Il manager dell' Old Fire Station.
Viene da me una mattina mentre faccio colazione.
Mi mette davanti la sua tazza di caffe' e mi chiede: "Riccardo, but it 's all right? "
I looked at him strangely.
And he says to me, looking at the hall of' Old Fire.
" No, because it 's too good to be true. "

deep breath.

Stay tuned. What
who is not on the blog and 'a large tourist coll' adhesive climbing.

Nadine Jensen Dailymotion

Nullarbor



Nullarbor Plain.
Where they do not grow plants.

Only scrub, grassland, bush.
Plain.
flat as a billiard table.
The detail and 'greatness.
Spain, Portugal and France all together passionately.
Three time zones.
population.
No more' than a thousand.
Roadhouse two hundred kilometers from each other.
Just to give drink to Forrest.
And in the midst of nothingness. A
nothing apparent.
Why 'as usual, nature wins.
Just stop and walk a few meters from the road.
Life among the blades of grass and dry 'grand.
snakes, spiders, snakes, lizards and giant ants.
Giants in the sense of five centimeters!
And the night dancing.
possums, rabbits, wild cats.
Kangaroos and Wallabies to no end.
Heaven and 'Hawks and Eagles times.

But there 'more' ...



Camels. Mamma
them Turks.
Drive for hours in the middle of the Australian desert and a camel breeding.
The sun seems to get bad jokes.
Actually 'camels in Australia have a bizarre story.
Years ago there was a wave of migration of Afghans.
Some attracted as many from the Gold Rush (gold rush). Other
attracted by the money that the government was building the railway a 'crazy world.
And what better animal camel to work sixty degrees? Finite
work there was a small problem.
The jeep to return to Adelaide were a dozen.
men to carry about fifty.
The two hundred camels.
It tells of the immense hardships. All times
to load on each jeep eight men and sixty camels.
Unfortunately, the world champion of Tetris would be born some years later.
After hours and hours of council decided to leave the camels free to wander in the desert.
the camels in the desert we liked out of all proportion.
find a small oasis we build a resort.
and retired to meditate. Anyways
'by.
Not only ponder, given the small colonies of camels.

Another ridiculous story on the Nullarbor and 'one of the rabbits.
late nineteenth century early twentieth century a Mr. English called James I do not remember his surname decided to emigrate to Australia.
In his suitcase were: a cricket bat, a white cricket hat, a white suit cricket, white cricket shoes, sandwiches and beer that would have consumed during the white playing cricket.
So far nothing bad. Unfortunately
in his left hand over the ticket of the ship, had a basket containing twelve little bunnies.
names were: Attila, Adolf, Caligula, Saddam, Gustavo, Pol Pet, Benny and five rabbits that by all accounts were actually bombs. Small
seven angry, inflamed by their five girlfriends, they said a big party for five days.
It tells of epic drinking.
And after drinking even more 'grand.
The party lasted 'for ten years.
The result was some births, well, do not want.
After ten years the rabbits were ten million.
for real. What
without a real predator became the one hundred million people now that the Nullarbor. With
result in nothing short of devastating vegetation.
What if you had not even put together Attila, Adolf, Caligula ... ops ... ahhhhhhh! And he read

effect of monuments dedicated to the early hunters of rabbits.
Rabbit Hunter.
heroes on their way to an environment that had to clean up the wildlife import.



The Nullarbor then holds a record.
The longest straight stretch of Australia.
The most perfectly straight stretch of road 'along the continent.
146.6 kilometers without a bend.
straight as a rail.



Unfortunately this and the Nullarbor myself another one of those things that there are neither words nor pictures.
And I am not saying do envy the people.
Or do what he did unspeakable experiences. The fact
and 'until' you're not in one hundred percent.
on a road and 'Landing of road and track aircraft.
With the sun goes down 'plan slowly dyeing everything red.
That maybe six in the stretch that skirts the Southern Ocean to sixty meters of the fjord that is thrown straight into the sea.
With the cool wind that you get after a hot day.
With the full moon on one side and the blazing sun on the other. And Sigur Ros
background.
and then 'really can not be forwarded.

We would like here with me.

Stay tuned. What
who is not on the blog and 'fauna from importation.